this is such a cute place to just read wow
- Mom: what did you learn in school today?
- Me: that I hate everyone even more than I thought.
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
Oh God, I know this is a piss take but that looks so handy…
still the funniest thing ever
I will always reblog this I don’t even care how many times.
MARK!! It’s back!
the old lady im loling
ROFL Cant fucking breath just to perfect I thought it was for realz when it started.
“who let spiderman in the house”
can’t wait to watch omg
A boy left his bike chained to a tree when he went away to war in 1914. He never returned, leaving the tree no choice but to grow around the bike.
this is absolutely beautiful
ive reblogged this before and ill do it again..
I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing